fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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