at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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