I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'd cum for enchiladas.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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