I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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