Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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