What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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