well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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