I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Sober January is a disaster.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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