some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
wanna go halves on a baby?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Is Oprah even human
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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