i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
one might say we're banned from that church
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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