I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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