I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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