What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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