I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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