How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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