just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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