Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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