this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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