did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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