I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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