Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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