I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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