She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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