I wannas sexs uuuuu
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If I die, sorry about rent.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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