nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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