i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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