Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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