Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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