I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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