at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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