I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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