You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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