Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
bring money and cleavage
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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