Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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