Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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