i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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