sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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