you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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