I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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