I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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