i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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