If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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