My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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