didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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