Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.