This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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