So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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