Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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