You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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