I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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