No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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