Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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