two words: eviction party
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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