Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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