so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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